What movies have not aged well?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What are the cities in England, UK that have trams?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

From Russia With Love

Why do I feel so tired all the time even after a good night’s sleep?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why are breasts attractive?

-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

In what ways does Islam oppress women?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Moonraker

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

Live and Let Die

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Dr No

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What do gang stalkers want?

Goldfinger

-J W Pepper

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What does it mean if someone asks if it’s pink?

You Only Live Twice

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Octopussy

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-All the bad guys are black.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.